Now It's the Future T-Shirt

This comfy t-shirt is made with organic, free-range Venusian Float Sheep pelt from our farms in 2612 AD. The sheep were raised and tended by a traditional 12-year-old cloud shepard using the old method of aerosurfing and gel feeding, and our talented buyers hand-pick the most luxurious pelts from the most buoyant sheep in the flock. You can trust that when you shop with Vintage Astronaut, you’re supporting sustainable farming methods from across all time. Non-potable. Do not let children under the age of 12 handle this product, extreme fire danger.